Friday, July 10, 2009

Quotes on Women - 1

Here are some funny quotes on Women.
  •  Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956
  • Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
  • The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
  • Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingoldtcalf
  • Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. ~W.C. Fields
  • The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
  • A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
  • Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander
  • Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
  • A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
  • Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)
  • A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women. ~Edgar Wallace
  • It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
  • I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred Allen
  • All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
  • A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown
  • If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
  • No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
  • Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman. ~Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage
  • The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown
  • Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
  • Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
  • Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
  • There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills
  • It is because of men that women dislike one another. ~Jean de La Bruyère, Characters, 1688
  • If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle
  • A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle. ~Edna Ferber
  • Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~Germaine Greer
  • Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. ~William Shakespeare, As You Like It
  • Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

Friday, June 12, 2009

Father's Day Quotes

Quotes on Father's Day

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
-- "Charles Wadsworth"

"For thousands of years, father and son have stretched wistful hands across the canyon of time, each eager to help the other to his side, but neither quite able to desert the loyalties of his contemporaries. The relationship is always changing and hence always fragile; nothing endures except the sense of difference."
-- "Alan Valentine"

"A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty."
-- Quotes Unknown

'Honour thy father and thy mother' stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Aeschylus"

"Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Louisa May Alcott"

"I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Alexander the Great"

"Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did."
-- Fathers Day Quotes Anonymous

"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Enid Bagnold"

"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Bill Cosby"

"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Bill Cosby"

"Be kind to thy father, for when thou wert young, Who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents that fell from thy tongue, And joined in thy innocent glee."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Margaret Courtney"

"I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Mario Cuomo"

"I watched a small man with thick calluses on both hands work fifteen and sixteen hours a day. I saw him once literally bleed from the bottoms of his feet, a man who came here uneducated, alone, unable to speak the language, who taught me all I needed to know about faith and hard work by the simple eloquence of his example."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Mario Cuomo"

"A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Marlene Dietrich"

"Lucky that man whose children make his happiness in life and not his grief, the anguished disappointment of his hopes. "
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Euripedes"

"Fifth Commandment: Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Exodus 20:12"

"My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.' "
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Jim Fox"

"The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Robert Frost"
"You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. He's more particular."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Robert Frost"

"A father is a banker provided by nature."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "French Proverb"

"I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Sigmund Freud"

"Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Anne Geddes"

"Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers - and fathering is a very important stage in their development."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "David M. Gottesman"

"If you think about it seriously, all the questions about the soul and the immortality of the soul and paradise and hell are at bottom only a way of seeing this very simple fact: that every action of ours is passed on to others according to its value, of good or evil, it passes from father to son, from one generation to the next, in a perpetual movement."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Antonio Gramsci"

"When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, 'She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.'"
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Helen Hayes"

"One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "George Herbert"

"If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son, then history need not have bothered to go on, and the world has wasted a great deal of time."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Russell Hoban"

"For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Homer"

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, you've had a great life."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Elbert Hubbard"

"My father died many years ago, and yet when something special happens to me, I talk to him secretly not really knowing whether he hears, but it makes me feel better to half believe it."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Natasha Josefowitz"

"The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Garrison Keillor"

"My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Clarence Budington Kelland"

"My father told me that all businessmen were sons-of-bitches, but I never believed him until now."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "John F. Kennedy"

"My father said, 'Politics asks the question: Is it expedient? Vanity asks: Is it popular? But conscience asks: Is it right?'""
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Dexter Scott King"

"His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said that sometimes old stories had a grain or two of truth in them and it was best not to take chances. It was why, he said, he crossed himself whenever a black cat crossed his path."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Stephen King"

"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'""
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Jerry Lewis"

"I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Abraham Lincoln"

"Honor thy father and thy mother."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Matthew 19:19"

"The thing to remember about fathers is, they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find Someone chock full of qualms and romantic terrors, Believing change is a threat Like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle It took such months to get."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Phyllis McGinley"

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Abraham Lincoln"

"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Friedrich Nietzche"

"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Robert Orben"

"People see Archie Bunker everywhere. Particularly girls; poor girls, rich girls, all kinds of girls are always coming up to me and telling me that Archie is just like their dad."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Carroll O'Connor"

"A wise son maketh a glad father."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Proverbs 10:1"

"None of you can ever be proud enough of being the child of such a Father who has not his equal in this world - so great, so good, so faultless. Try, all of you, to follow in his footsteps and don't be discouraged, for to be really in everything like him none of you, I am sure, will ever be. Try, therefore, to be like him in some points, and you will have acquired a great deal."

-- Fathers Day Quotes "Queen Victoria of England"

"Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Ruth E. Renkel"
"Father taught us that opportunity and responsibility go hand in hand. I think we all act on that principle; on the basic human impulse that makes a man want to make the best of what's in him and what's been given him. "
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Laurence Rockefeller"

"That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "J. August Strindberg"

"An angry father is most cruel towards himself."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Publilius Syrus"

"I just owe almost everything to my father [and] it's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "Margaret Thatcher"

"A man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and the two become one flesh."
-- Fathers Day Quotes "The Holy Bible"

"It's only when you grow up, and step back from him, or leave him for your own career and your own home—it's only then that you can measure his greatness and fully appreciate it. Pride reinforces love."

-- Fathers Day Quotes "Margaret Truman"

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Love fail quotes

Love fail quotes

  • “I thought that by telling myself and everyone else that I hated you. That sooner or later I would come to believe it. But I now realize that by lying, it makes me want you even more.”
  • Letting go of someone dear to you is hard, but holding on to someone who doesn’t even feel the same is much harder. Giving up doesn’t mean you are weak! It only means that you are strong enough to let go!
  • Oftentimes we say goodbye to the person we love without wanting to. Though that doesn’t mean that we’ve stopped loving them or we’ve stopped to care. Sometimes goodbye is a painful way to say I love you.
  • World’s most beautiful sentence “BUT…I LOVE U” World’s most painful sentence “I LOVE U…. BUT” words r same but where they r placed matters alot
  • So often U lose someone by saying, “I LOVE U”, but more often u lose someone by fearing to say “I LOVE U” that’s d logic nobody understands
  • A girl takes too much time to love and few seconds to hate. But a boy takes few seconds to love and too much time to hate
  • Its amazing how someone can break your heart, but yet you still love them with every broken piece
  • God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.
  • Your ex-love gave her wedding invitation to you personally when suddenly a tear rolled down from your eyes. She wiped it immediately and said, “You’re the one I want to be with… but you didn’t fight for me.”
  • “I was first hurt by someone I really love. I didn’t want to give up, even if it hurts. But one day… I did. Why? Because I got so tired and exhausted. I realized how hard it is to love someone who’s not meant for you.”
  • “I got tired of waiting for you… I don’t wanna get hurt anymore. So I’m gonna stop hoping and I’ll try to move on… but I’ll walk away slowly… real slow… so if by any chance you wanna stop me, you can still catch up.”

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Step Brothers Quotes

Some Famous Quotes from " Step Brothers"

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.

Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?

Dale Doback: You.

Brennan Huff: Oh.

Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

Brennan Huff: Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, and we have to go to therapy?

Dr. Robert Doback: Yeah.

Brennan Huff: What the fuck happened?!

Dr. Robert Doback: We're putting the house on the market.

Dale Doback: Where are we moving?

Brennan Huff: Is the house haunted?

Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the fuck up!

Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.

Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?

Dale Doback: Fantasy league.

Brennan Huff: You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!

Derek: Brennan has a man-gina.

Brennan Huff: You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Derek: So, what do we do now?

Brennan Huff: Can we hug?

Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

[Waking up from dreams on top of each other.]

Dale Doback: Oh no, I'm late for school.

Brennan Huff: I'll kiss you on the lips Kenny Rodgers.

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!

Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!

Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Quotes On Life - 1

Here are some quotes on Life

Life is a progress, and not a station. Ralph Waldo Emerson

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Robert Byrne

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough. Seneca

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. Soren Kierkegaard

Whatever is at the center of our life will be the source of our security, guidance, wisdom, and power. Stephen Covey

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. Theodore Rubin

Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the future is not yet here, and if we do not go back to ourselves in the present moment, we cannot be in touch with life.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer

Birth, life, and death -- each took place on the hidden side of a leaf. Toni Morrison

Life would be much easier if I had the source code. Unknown

Life is the flower for which love is the honey. Victor Hugo

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion.Samuel Johnson

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. - Thomas Fuller

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. - Booker T.Washington

Thursday, May 21, 2009

US Memorial Day Quotes

Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the last Monday of May (May 25 in 2009). Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who died while in the military service.

Memorial Day Quotes

For love of country they accepted death... ~James A. Garfield

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity. ~William Penn

The legacy of heroes is the memory of a great name and the inheritance of a great example.

~Benjamin Disraeli

On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation! ~Thomas William Parsons

Although no sculptured marble should rise to their memory, nor engraved stone bear record of

their deeds, yet will their remembrance be as lasting as the land they honored. ~Daniel


With the tears a Land hath shed
Their graves should ever be green.
~Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Are they dead that yet speak louder than we can speak, and a more universal language? Are they

dead that yet act? Are they dead that yet move upon society and inspire the people with nobler

motives and more heroic patriotism? ~Henry Ward Beecher

Green sods are all their monuments; and yet it tells
A nobler history than pillared piles,
Or the eternal pyramids.
~James Gates Percival

They fell, but o'er their glorious grave
Floats free the banner of the cause they died to save.
~Francis Marion Crawford

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. ~From a

headstone in Ireland

Blow out, you bugles, over the rich Dead!
There's none of these so lonely and poor of old,
But, dying, has made us rarer gifts than gold.
~Rupert Brooke

The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:
Their courage nerves a thousand living men.
~Minot J. Savage

And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
~Lee Greenwood

Is't death to fall for Freedom's right?
He's dead alone who lacks her light!
~Thomas Campbell

They are dead; but they live in each Patriot's breast,
And their names are engraven on honor's bright crest.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Peace to each manly soul that sleepeth;
Rest to each faithful eye that weepeth...
~Thomas Moore

But the freedom that they fought for, and the country grand they wrought for,
Is their monument to-day, and for aye.
~Thomas Dunn English

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. ~Thomas Campbell

Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays.... The grim cannon have turned

into palm branches, and the shell and shrapnel into peach blossoms. ~Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Better than honor and glory, and History's iron pen,
Was the thought of duty done and the love of his fellow-men.
~Richard Watson Gilder

We who are left how shall we look again
Happily on the sun or feel the rain
Without remembering how they who went
Ungrudgingly and spent
Their lives for us loved, too, the sun and rain?
~Wilfred Wilson Gibson

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. ~Joseph


Who kept the faith and fought the fight;
The glory theirs, the duty ours.
~Wallace Bruce

And they who for their country die shall fill an honored grave, for glory lights the soldier's

tomb, and beauty weeps the brave. ~Joseph Drake

Perform, then, this one act of remembrance before this Day passes - Remember there is an army

of defense and advance that never dies and never surrenders, but is increasingly recruited from

the eternal sources of the American spirit and from the generations of American youth. ~W.J.


Cover them over with beautiful flowers,
Deck them with garlands, those brothers of ours,
Lying so silent by night and by day
Sleeping the years of their manhood away.
Give them the meed they have won in the past;
Give them the honors their future forcast;
Give them the chaplets they won in the strife;
Give them the laurels they lost with their life.
~Will Carleton

Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty! ~Lucy Larcom

All we have of freedom, all we use or know -
This our fathers bought for us long and long ago.
~Rudyard Kipling, The Old Issue, 1899

Our battle-fields, safe in the keeping
Of Nature's kind, fostering care,
Are blooming, - our heroes are sleeping, -
And peace broods perennial there.
~John H. Jewett

These heroes are dead. They died for liberty - they died for us. They are at rest. They

sleep in the land they made free, under the flag they rendered stainless, under the solemn

pines, the sad hemlocks, the tearful willows, and the embracing vines. They sleep beneath the

shadows of the clouds, careless alike of sunshine or of storm, each in the windowless Place of

Rest. Earth may run red with other wars - they are at peace. In the midst of battle, in the

roar of conflict, they found the serenity of death. I have one sentiment for soldiers living

and dead: cheers for the living; tears for the dead. ~Robert G. Ingersoll

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. ~Aaron Kilbourn

Our cheer goes back to them, the valiant dead!
Laurels and roses on their graves to-day,
Lilies and laurels over them we lay,
And violets o'er each unforgotten head.
~Richard Hovey

But fame is theirs - and future days
On pillar'd brass shall tell their praise;
Shall tell - when cold neglect is dead -
"These for their country fought and bled."
~Philip Freneau

Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the

coming generations, that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of a free and undivided

Republic. ~John A. Logan

We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. ~Francis A. Walker

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes! ~Maya Angelou

Your silent tents of green
We deck with fragrant flowers;
Yours has the suffering been,
The memory shall be ours.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The story of America's quest for freedom is inscribed on her history in the blood of her

patriots. ~Randy Vader

Spirit, that made those heroes dare
To die, and leave their children free,
Bid Time and Nature gently spare
The shaft we raise to them and thee.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Alas, how can we help but mourn
When hero bosoms yield their breath!
A century itself may bear
But once the flower of such a death.
~S. Weir Mitchell

Their silent wounds have speech
More eloquent than men;
Their tones can deeper reach
Than human voice or pen.
~William Woodman

Their own souls rose and cried
Alarum when they heard the sudden wail
Of stricken freedom and along the gale
Saw her eternal banner quivering wide.
~John LeGay Brereton

They hover as a cloud of witnesses above this Nation. ~Henry Ward Beecher

These martyrs of patriotism gave their lives for an idea. ~Schuyler Colfax

They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.
~Philip Freneau

Ah! never shall the land forget
How gushed the life-blood of her brave -
~William Cullen Bryant

"Dead upon the field of glory,"
Hero fit for song and story.
~John Randolph Thompason

Knights of the spirit; warriors in the cause
Of justice absolute 'twixt man and man.
~Richard Watson Gilder

Fold him in his country's stars.
Roll the drum and fire the volley!
What to him are all our wars,
What but death bemocking folly?
~George Henry Boker

The Flag still floats unblotted with defeat!
But ah the blood that keeps its ripples red,
The starry lives that keep its field alight.
~Rupert Hughes

The hero dead cannot expire:
The dead still play their part.
~Charles Sangster

Friday, May 15, 2009

Quotes on Weekend

Weekend Quotes

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." Ogden Nash

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” Bill Watterson

“There aren't enough days in the weekend.” Rod Schmidt

"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them." John Shirley

“why wait for the weekend to have fun?” Loesje

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” Doug Larson

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” Chuck Palahniuk

"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation." Ogden Nash

"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath." Lyndon B. Johnson

"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through." Anthony Burgess

"Of all the days that's in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that's the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday." Henry Carey

"Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." Joseph Addison

“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..” - Diana Jordan

“We're only a weekend through this and it feels like a month. But we're doing fine.” -Joe Peel

“We had a different third every weekend. It was hard to get on a roll.” Adam Enright

“I'm looking forward to this weekend and maybe see some surprises. It's a great opportunity, and I really think that all of them have the ability to make some noise.” Alan Carter